i like baking and baking friends. oops i mean making. hahah.

umm i want to forge fashionable friends! it is hoped a verified strong people like johnny bravo to
sweep me off of my feet and pick me up and waggle me like a baby! (…just kidding!)
i think i like watching movie trailers more than i like watching movies
and i wish that people would condense all movies to 3 minutes on youtube.

if you want to give me a back rub down i can pay you back in jellybeans or uh.. nevermind.. i can deal you out in jellybeans ONLY.

i’m a pretty good person. i don’t care about anything. except for myself.

it’s shiveringly cold here during the winter and most of the year, so how does a fit as a fiddle little one woman stay|presentable?

i only get to go outdoors so i use spray tan. it works like demonic magic and it covers up whiteness.
so don’t worry my flushed cheek friends (you don’t have to lie and mention that you put on too much blush anymore!) ok anyway.
i have planned boys swooning over me and let me tell ya.. i’m running| out of jellybeans sooooooooooooo